Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 31, 1991
August 30, 1991
September 01, 1991
Transcript:
Mr. Jay: Look, Dano, I wouldn't get too worked up about this. Half the country could care less if you used pot or not! Dan Quayle: Oh, yeah? Which half is that? Jay: The half that's used it! No, it's the hypocrisy that gets folks, Dano! Booze and tobacco kill hundreds of thousands every year! Does pot? Nope-but you spend billions trying to get rid of it! Quayle: That's all very well, but as the air-apparent, I can't have even a whiff of scandal on me or my lapels! Lapels? Did I just say lapels? Or did you say it? Never mind. What's going on? Jay: Oh...sorry, you've been passively smoking. Quayle: Hey, Marilyn! Let's make cookie! Oops! Hee, hee! What?
