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J.J.: Let's face it, Mike. You're not making it in advertising, I'm not making it in art! We're nowhere! Mike: So what are we going to do? What can we do? J.J. and Mike: Law school. Aaiee! J.J.: Hold me, hold me! Mike: My god...what's happened to us?
I love how much that law school thing terrifies them.