Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 10, 1992
Transcript:
Mike: Boys! Girls! Tired of losing singing engagements because of rumors linking you to a presidential candidate? Sick of all the lies and deceit? Well, now you can come forward-without having to talk to some sweaty, overwieght tabloid reporter! Yes, this syndicated family feature is interested in your story! Now, I know what you're thinking - "Haven't we had enough sleaze for one campaign?" Well, let me put it this way...How does $25 sound? Tomorrow: An exciting cash offer!