Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 14, 1992

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Zonker: Hey, did you hear someone scream? Mike: Scream? Zonker: It sounded like..like someone graduating! Mike: Don't get involved, Zonker. There's nothing to be done. President King: Class of '88, for four years, you have lived in an enclave of tranquility and privilage. Far from the madding crowd, you have slowly marinated yourselves in civilazation's highest ideals and values. It is now time for you to experience life as it really is, and wwe pray we have prepared you for it adequately. In a few hours, beyond those gates, you will discover a world of hurt! You'll find a society which simply doesn't work for many of its... Homeless man: Excuse me? I haven't eaten today. Could you spare something? President King: Not yet, for crying out loud! Homeless man: What? Homeless man 2: Yo! Home boy! Got any spare change? Home boy: Are you kidding? I owe this place $40,000.