Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 29, 1992

Transcript:

Woman: Why am I so nervous? Maybe because I'm being watched by terrorists. Ed! You look great! How have you been? Ed: Never better. But why do you ask? Woman: I just wondered. Ed: Well, I find that interesting, since it's the first time you've ever asked me. Woman: I've been busy protecting my wonderful family from Libyan terrorists. Man: It's true. I've had multiple reports to that effect! A highly placed friend of mine, someone I trust, okay, it's Elvis, but that's a secret. Elvis told me that the CIA told him about the Libyan hit squad. Woman: Bu Elvis couldn't have known! Unless...unless he was wiretapping me! Man: Elvis involved in wiretapping? A little far-fetched, wouldn't you say? Ed: Who then? Woman: Sigh. If only Ross were here. Ed: He'd know! Simple as that! End of story! A reunion of Perot voters.