Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 20, 1992

Transcript:

Zonker: Naughty...nice...nice...nice...naughty. Tough calls all! It takes grit, character to make them! Moms! Dads! Been too busy to buy sis or junior a Christmas present? Not to worry - Santa's here to bail you out! Just cut out our special paper doll, mount it on cardboard, and "shrink-wrap" it with Saran wrap. With its authentic looking bar code and price tag, no one will be the wiser! So relax - and have a cool yule!