Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 25, 1993
February 24, 1993
February 26, 1993
Transcript:
Zonker: (2,300 lbs.! Wait'll Cornell hears this!) Cornell? Hi, it's Zonker! Cornell: Hey, man, what's up? Zonker: Exciting news, man...it's arrived! It's here! Big time! B.D.: What's here? Zonker: Um..the latest issue of "U.S. News"! Cornell: Hey, c'mon, man. I was asleep.
