Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 13, 1993

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Mark: (J.Q. Public? The J.Q. Public? Hmm...interesting response...) Hi folks! Marvelous Mark here with the results of our first annual cartoon town meeting! You'll recall that we polled readers on their visions concerning defeated Presidential candidate Ross Perot! For security reasons, we can't reveal the actual number of responses...but we can tell you that 97% of you felt that the deeply disturbed billionaire has become a world-class bore and that you wished he'd go away. 3% had no opinion. We appreciate your taking the time to participate in our scientific poll. The results - and your comments - will be passed on to Mr. Perot. Since he reveres the will of the people, Mr. Perot will now have no choice but to stop annoying his fellow countrymen and retire from public view! A grateful nation thanks you, the readers of this feature! Give yourself a pat on the back - you've earned it!