Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 21, 1993
November 20, 1993
November 22, 1993
Transcript:
Jimmy: (A little more echo...a little more DQ...There!...Now if that ain't a hit, my name isn't Jimmy Ray Virgil Thudpucker!) Voice on phone: So what do you say, Jim? Jimmy: You want me? But I thought the Stones already found a new bass player... Voice: Well, we've got someone for the studio work. But the lads want a stadium specialist for the tour... Jimmy: Hmm..well, it's a great offer, but I'll have to talk it over with Jenny... One problem I see is that the tour dates conflict with my kid's spring vacation. Not only that, but I might have to take paternity leave...Also, If I accept the job, I'll need time off to pursue solo projects. I want to be able to keep growing as an artist...Oh, and I'll need a social audit, you know, assurances that the band recycles, doesn't do promotions with tobacco or beer companies, etc., okay? By the by, the Stones do offer full dental and medical. Don't they, Mick?...Mick? Hello?
