Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 06, 1993

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"Exit Wound" (Computer chat name): Dal-Tex: Can confirm "Cigarette Holder Man" is ex-Ambassador Duke. Exit Wound. Honey: Wow...it sure looks like you, sir! Duke: Actually, it is. I doctored up that photo back in 1967. I was trying to put myself through grad school, and consipiracy nuts were paying top dollar for new evidence...I thought I'd milked that scam dry, but I guess by now there's a whole, bright new generation of tiny toons scurrying about for leads! "Book Rights" (chat name): Dal-Tex, Can you locate "Duke"? Book Rights. Honey: "Book Rights"? Duke: Step aside, Honey. This is business.