Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 22, 1994
February 21, 1994
February 23, 1994
Transcript:
Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my name is Stanley Stansfield, and I'm counsel for Albert Slocum, the plaintiff... the facts are these: on or about December 21. 1993, Professor Jules Deadman gave Mr. Slocum a grade of B+ on a test, thus ending any chance of Mr. Slocum's ever being admitted to law school! The loss of income to Mr. Slocum over the 40-year law career he would have had is at least $15 million! Think of it! How would you feel if someone robbed you of $15 million over one lousy mid-term grade? Jury: Guilty! Yeah! Lawyer: Too soon, too soon! but hold on to those feelings! Judge: Order!
