Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 17, 1994
Transcript:
President King: Jules? Are you okay? Professor Deadman: Me? I'm fine. It's the college that's in trouble. never again will a teacher bother to give a grade with merit! From now on, he'll be too afraid-- afraid of his students, his peers, the courts! The academic meritocracy here is dead! King: Well, there's still the football program... Deadman: They might as well bring on our Japanese masters right now!