Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 30, 1994
Transcript:
Defense attorney: Ms. Luckenblatt, are you a professional? A decision maker? Do you hold a position that carries any responsibility whatsoever? Ms. Luckenblatt: Um...no. Not really. Defense attorney: Are you informed? Educated? Articulate? Do you have any opinions about anything? Anything at all? Ms. Luckenblatt: Well, I'm...I'm not exactly sure... Defense attorney: She'll do, your Honor. Joanie: What, they only allow human clay? Prosecuting attorney: Don't worry. It works for us, too.