Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 10, 1994
Transcript:
Campbell: Think of it, sir. Instead of being a so-so college, we could become the finest high school in the country! President: No, Campbell, I'm not ready to give up on this place just yet...I've talked to some of these kids - they're smart! Their only problem is that their educations left them ignorant! Campbell: Okay, how about a Junior College? President: No, the Athletic Department would raise hell.