Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 03, 1994
Transcript:
Duke: Okay, here's the situation, everyone: some damaging files were found in Ollie's White House safe. The Colonel has ordered a media protective reaction strike. Our message has three elements. One, he never read them. Two, even if he had, they were raw, unsubstantiated data, and three, this is just another attack from the liberal media! We don't want to get rolled over into the next news cycle, people, so hit your faxes! The Colonel wants to define the story before it defines him! Rick: He's denying some sort of drug thing. Reporter: What a relief. Has he stopped beating his wife, too?