Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 17, 1994
Transcript:
Boopsie: I couldn't believe I was chosen, B.D.! I mean, everyone was being so particular! I think I got the gig when I told them I hadn't read a newspaper in years. They all just seemed to light up. Before I knew it, I was Alternates Six and Seven! B.D.: Six and Seven? Boopsie, you can't be two alternates at the same time. Boopsie: Swine! You dare challenge me? B.D.: Wonderful. Like the trial's not a total zoo already.