Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 29, 1995
Transcript:
Rick: O.J. City...Center of the universe. Locus of book deals! Voice on phone: National desk! Rick: Hey boss, it's Rick. Voice: Our man in O.J. city? Tell me something I didn't read on the wires yesterday! Rick: If you insist... One of my sources at the jailhouse brought me something mind-boggling last night. Roland: Attention: This is a test of the emergency O.J. bulletin system. This is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency bulletin, you would have received details of a breaking development in the O.J. Simpson case. Now back to our regularly scheduled story line. Voice on phone: Sorry, Rick. That's too hot for us. Too explosive. Rick: I was afraid of that.