Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 31, 1995
Transcript:
Boy: Hey, Father Duke, the garage seemed kind of messy, so I picked it up, okay? Duke: Yeah, fine kid. Boy: I like this home so much better than the last one! They made me leave because I set fire to the carpet. Before that, I dropped my foster father's golf clubs off a bridge. And before that I tied up both my foster parents in bed and spray painted them! Honey: Psst, sir! Stewart's desperate for attention. Duke: No kidding. Boy: So, wanna play ball?