Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 09, 1995

Transcript:

Jeremy Cavendish: My love! My sweet Bo Peep! I hope she appreciates this. Well, I guess we better get started. My name is Jeremy Cavendish, and I'm a local man... First of all, I want to thank Senator Alponse D'Amato for the courage he showed in publicly announcing he was going steady. Without his example, odds are I wouldn't even be here today! The Senator has inspired me to go public and declare my own intentions in regards to another great public figure - Mrs. Lacey Davenport! Mrs. D is a fairy tale come true! She is my curds and whey, and I am her third little pig! I would die to call her my betrothed, ideally before the season starts at Newport! Unfortunately, I get on her nerves. At least that's what Consuela, her maid, tells me. Yes, you up front - you have a question? Reporter: Yeah, I was told there'd be refreshments. Jeremy: No time! You're on deadline!