Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 09, 1995
Transcript:
Earl: Will this all be mine one day, dad? Duke: Nope... Unless we can get that twit John Denver to sell out. The thing is, son, you got no idea how hard it is to be a parent today... Just giving a kid a normal upbringing is an incredible undertaking! Earl: Uh-huh... Duke: Anyway...Hey! Did you hear that? Earl: Hear what? Duke: That! Earl: Whoopee! Awesome shootin', dad! Are they good to eat? Duke: Haven't a clue. I never hit one before.