Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 29, 1995

Transcript:

Duke: Okay, maybe I did try to grease the wheels a little-- was that so wrong? Thae fact is, I was desperate! I'd do anything for these kids, including going to jail! these are my kids-- almost like a Jerry Lewis thing-- that intense. Sheriff: Uh-huh. Well, look, Duke, I'm too busy to book you right now. So why don't you just vanish before I get back, okay? Duke: Vanish? Sheriff: Three-day head start seem fair? Duke: Six. I gotta dump the kids.