Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 28, 1996

Transcript:

Sid: Billy, Billy, you're bustin' my chops here! How long we known each other, huh, Bill? Billy: Actually, we've never met. Sid: Who cares? We have a relationship! Am I right? So talk to me, Kid! Make me glad I took your call! Billy: Two words Sid- Theme cafe! Want in? Sid: Hello? I didn't hear you, Al! I thought you said theme cafe! Billy: I did! Sid: Al, there's already a Hard Rock Cafe! And Planet Hollywood! And the fashion cafe! And the All-Star cafe! What's left? Billy: Cafe Cameo! A restaurant themed around character actors, bit players, has-beens, and wannabees!