Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 26, 1996
Transcript:
Helga: So how have you been, Mr. Butts? Mr. Butts: Not good, Helga, not good... One of the big five, Liggett, agreed to settle a major class-action suit against the tobacco industry! The worst part is they've agreed to fund anti-smoking programs! Can you believe it? Paying to get people to stop buying the very product we sell? Helga: Wow...what a contradiction! Mr. Butts: Yeah! Fortunately, I was a philosophy major. I'm trained to handle it.