Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 30, 1996
March 29, 1996
March 31, 1996
Transcript:
Lawyer: Hate to disturb you on your vacation, Buttsie, but it looks like Texas is going to be suing us, too... Mr. Butts: Texas? I can't stand it... Lawyer: Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings... Mr. Butts: Hey, at least I heard it from a friend. Lawyer: Friend? I'm not your friend. You don't have any friends! Mr. Butts: But I thought you...you... Lawyer: I'm just your lawyer. I pretend to be your friend! Mr. Butts: Oh...right. Duh!
