Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 19, 1996
Transcript:
Driver: Hey, Mr. Harris, it's a real honor driving you to the convention! Zonker: Well, thanks, youngster. I appreciate that. Driver: The guys at the garage were so impressed when I got the call! Everyone remembers when you took the silver at the Gerald Ford tanning-golf combo! Myself, I think your greatest year was '77, when you blew away Sonny Bono in the regionals! You were on fire - the talk of the boardwalk! Zonker: Yeah, '77 was pretty big for me, I guess. Driver: I heard you even had your own stalker. Zonker: Half true. I shared one with Ryan O'Neal.