Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 22, 1996
Transcript:
Chauffeur: Right this way, Mr. Harris. Your signing booth is down this aisle... Zonker: Thanks, man - I think I can find it. Chauffeur: I know. But I'm supposed to stick with you. I'm your security guy... Zonker: Security? Why would I need security? Chauffeur: Are you kidding? You're the biggest thing to...whoa! Looks like you've already been spotted! Zonker: I have? Fans: We are not worthy! We are not worthy!