Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 23, 1996
Transcript:
Expo employee: We're just thrilled to have you here at the expo, Mr. Harris! This is where you'll be signing the memorabilia. We'll be selling reflectors, visors, cards, etc., to your fans for signing! You choose which of these pens you want to use! We have all styles! You can write whatever you want - date, signature, place or whatever zany greeting occurs to you! Of course, we only pay for the actual signature - $50 per, as agreed! Zonker: So theoretically, I could've made about $250 while you were talking. Expo employee: Uh...right! Now, let me explain why...