Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 26, 1996
Transcript:
Zonker: Hi, youngster! Got something for me to sign? Child: Yes, sir...it's your 1976 rookie card. My dad left it to me. He used to say you were the finest gentleman tannist of your generation. I want to give it to my little brother. He's in the hospital now, and we're not sure he's going to make it. Could you sign it to Brian? Zonker: Of course! And please tell the little guy I'll be praying for... Child: Okay. Could you sign 50 more? For the nursing staff?