Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 25, 1996

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Fan: I can't believe I'm finally meeting you, Mr. Harris... Zonker: Please, call me Zonker... Fan: Oh, I couldn't. It'd be too disrespectful. You have to understand I've been to every meet you ever tanned at! And I've got all your trading cards! I've memorized all your stats. I have a life-size sculpture of you by my pool, I go to your birthplace at least twice a year, and I...I... I need a life, don't I? Zonker: Sounds like it, but I'm not a trained mental health professional.