Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 02, 1996

Transcript:

Joan: I'm...I'm fired? I can't believe it! Mike: I'm sure you'll find work quickly, Joan. You're a talented programmer... Joan: Oh, sure - they'll be beating down my door! How many others are being downsized? Mike: 49. Joan: I don't suppose your girlfriend is being spared... Mike: Well, I...I... Joan: Hey, I would've dated you! Why didn't you ask me out? Mike: Look, Joan, this isn't Schindler's list...