Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 06, 1996

Transcript:

Mike: Uh-oh! Character week is almost over, and we still have two pillars to go! Guess we'll have to skip fairness! Mark: Hey, who said life is fair? Mike: That just leaves citizenship, that moral quality so essential to the functioning of any successful community and nation...what's citizenship? It's doing your share, getting involved, volunteering service, conserving resources - all the traditional values of the Democratic party! Although in fairness, the G.O.P. also embraces those values! Mark: You did it! You got fairness in!