Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 17, 1996
Transcript:
Alex: Popmeister, I've been doing the math on your life... Mike: The math? Alex: You lose one point for thinning hair, three points for job insecurity, five points for the divorce, and two points for losing Kim...on the plus side. You get four points for having a healthy lifestyle, two points for your new mountain bike, and 165 points for having a down, happening daughter... okay, let's add it up...and he's winning! It's a blowout! Mike: Do I have to stick the dismount?