Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 23, 1996
Transcript:
Elmont: Listen, radio boy - if I'm gonna go to the convention as a delegate, I'll need training! Lots of it! Mark: You wouldn't be going as a delegate, Elmont - you'd be going as a journalist. Elmont: Journalist? Hear that, wife? He expects me to pose as cynical, hard-bitten, corrupt, craven, self-serving, elitist media scum! Mark: We'd pay, of course. Elmont: Well, what do I wear? Should I have a drinking problem? I want to get the details right.