Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 02, 1996

Transcript:

TV: ...and as 250,000 happy campers stream home from Woodstock II, all this reporter can say is "wow!" B.D.: Right. What a non-event! Zonker: I'll say! Couldn't touch the original! B.D.: How would you know, Zonker? You only rented the movie! Boopsie: Yeah, but he could have been at Woodstock, B.D.! In another life - a parallel life! As a star-traveler to a magic realm! Zonker: Well, exactly. Mark: Hey, man. Wanna go lie in a swamp for three days? Zonker: Cosmic! What? Did I say something?