Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 17, 1996
November 16, 1996
November 18, 1996
Transcript:
President King: Better talk me through these numbers, Dean... Dean Campbell: That's the last of it, sir. As of midnight tonight, our entire maintenance and clerical workforce will be under subcontract. Combined with our termination of tenure, this policy officially ends permanent employment at Walden. We are now completely out of the benefits business! President King: Excellent! This is just excellent... This administration has made history, Campbell! Having a 100% pension-free work force is unprecedented for a modern university! Dean Campbell: Yes, sir, I suppose it is... of course, so is executive profit-sharing. President King: But it works! I haven't felt this productive in years!
