Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 07, 1997

Transcript:

Mike: "Dear sir: How far out do you write your story lines? Many of them seem improvised. Yours, M.M., New York City." Well, M.M., you couldn't be more wrong - our intricate plot lines are carefully worked out months in advance! Zonker: That's right, Mike! In fact, our annual plot syllabus, which we've only just received, shows what each of us is up to for the next...next...How come I don't appear again until October? Mike: It's your pot stuff. We have to cool you off.