Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 26, 1997
Transcript:
Zonker: Ah, youth... Completely wasted on the current crop! Sam: Zonker, do you ever miss being a kid? Zonker: Are you kidding, Sam? I never got over it!! Being a kid is incredibly excellent, especially considering the alternative! Sometimes I think I should have just dropped off the face of the planet before I grew up! That way people would still remember me as a young, dudical and cool...instead of being thought of as some tragic, dried-up old hippie! Sam: What's a hippie? Zonker: Yes! A second chance! Sam: I thought you were a baby-sitter.