Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 28, 1997
Transcript:
Boss: I don't get it - Chelsea Clinton wants to come here? But she could go to the ivy of her choice! Campbell: Well, maybe she's heard about our long spring break, or our winning J.V. lacrosse team, or our new phone system, or...or... Boss: I'm sorry, but this is a cry for help. Campbell: Should we notify the police?