Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 16, 1997
March 15, 1997
March 17, 1997
Transcript:
Zonker: Another perfect sunny day. Cornell: Yeah. That reminds me... I gotta get my new growths removed. Zonker: Good idea. Get ready for summer. Cornell: Hey, Z...do you ever miss being a viscount? Zonker: I still am a viscount, Cornell - but I wouldn't miss it if I weren't! You can't believe the paperwork I still have to do! The House of Lords is constantly fex-exing me stuff for my signature...Plus the people of St. Austell-in-the-moor are always petitioning me for one infernal thing or another - like flying back to judge the local cattle show. It's a huge amount of responsibility! I'm constantly torn between the duties of my peerage, and my job as a...a... okay, where's the kid? Cornell: You sent her back to the house for more beer.
