Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 07, 1997
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President King: B.D., here's my problem: We have a football program so bad we can't charge for games, and I need those revenues for my bottom line! We have to find a way to fill that stadium, son! B.D.: Well, sir, we might start by selling beer and bringing back cheerleaders. President King: Beer and Cheerleaders? B.D.: It's the entertainment trinity, sir. What's violence without sex and alcohol? President King: Fresh thinking, son! Fresh thinking! B.D.: Thanks. I've been living in L.A.