Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 19, 1998
Transcript:
Duke: Well, it looks like we found out who your plush supplier was, son... Earl: Hey, Barf-breath! Does the name Alex Doonesbury ring a bell? Zeke: More like a buzzer. My girlfriend is her mother. Why? Earl: Because her name was on the beanies! You actually ripped off your girlfriend's kid? Zeke: Yeah, Chief, and I lost just tons of sleep over it. Earl: Dad, may I please waste this worm! Duke: Not unless you want it to come out of your allowance.