Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 04, 1998
Transcript:
President King: On behalf of your alma mater, I'd like to welcome the class of '83 back to Walden...as you renew old acquaintances here tonight, I only have one piece of advice for you - be kind! Although some of you have significant accomplishments to your credits, try to remember you have classmates who still haven't made any kind of meaningful mark in life! Zonker: In our class? Is this true? Mike: No way! Mark: Must be a boiler-plate speech.