Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 17, 1998
Transcript:
Duke: I've got to get away. Earl: Pop, you've been looking a bit stressed lately. Duke: It's the casinos, son, They keep adding security. It's becoming impossible to make a living! I've got to get away for a while, maybe check into a jail and crash like I used to do before exams in college. Earl: Um...jail? Duke: I was thinking Idaho. It's pretty much against the law to be poor there, so they're constantly building these great new prisons. I figure I could just drive up, do a little out-of-season moose hunting, get busted, and then kick back with three squares and a cot until fall! Earl: Sounds like a good plan. Duke: Thanks. Earl: What about me? Earl: Underaged for Idaho. You could try Montana.