Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 20, 1998
May 19, 1998
May 21, 1998
Transcript:
Earl: Did you accept the $5 million for the house, Dad? Duke: What - do I look like an idiot? If there's a rich John Denver fan out there demented enough to pay $5 million, he'll probably pay a lot more! I want to handle this personally! Finally! Absolutely nothing between me and one big, fat final payday! Earl: Right. Except 30 orphans. Duke: Don't go squishy on me, son.
You just know this is going to end in tears…