Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 02, 1998

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Randall R. Cox : ...My new yacht, of course, will be much faster! But enough about me - want to hear about my kids? Man: So what does a naming opportunity have to do with you, Randall? Everything! As one of Wall Street's top dogs, you've got everything - the houses, the planes, the servants - everything but immortality! And now, that, too, is within your grasp! For the price of your annual bonus, you could build a world-class medical center that would carry your name for the ages! Randall R. Cox : Okay, sounds good. I'm in. Man: Splendid! The Randall R. Cox III Medical Center it is, then! Randall R. Cox: No, make it the Debra Jo Stanton Center. Man: No problem. This would be...who, your mother? Randall R. Cox: No, this girl I've been seeing. She's steamed about my wife. Man: A thoughtful gesture. We'll make up a card.