Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 23, 1998

Transcript:

Zipper: I just don't know, uncle Z! Choosing the right frat is just so key to my college career! Zonker: Speaking of which, Zipper, how're the studies going? Zipper: Well, that's the other thing - after a week of frat pledging, I'm way behind! I've got this big creative writing paper due tomorrow! I don't even know what to write about! It's hopeless! Zonker: No, it's not! You write about what you know! What do you know? Zipper: I know about pledging frats! Zonker: Hello? Is that gold? That's gold!