Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 24, 1998

Transcript:

Duke: ...And then, in the penultimate event, the governor welcomes the delegation of bikers! After he presents them with the key to the city, the troopers escort him to the top of the capital state building...then, as a finale, Jesse rappels down the capitol dome! When he's two stories above ground level, he does a jackknife into a 5,000-gallon vat of malt liquor! Honey: Shouldn't we use a local microbrew, sir? Duke: Good thought. Put it out for bids.