Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 01, 1999
Transcript:
Mark: Special treat for you today, gang - my partner Chase has agreed to treat us to a live session of day-trading! Chase: That's right, Mark - I'll be starting out with $10,000 and trading online until the market closes! And we'll be broadcasting every move I make! Mark: Can our listeners trade along at home, Chase? Chase: If they're up to it! Day-traders roll over issues every minute! An infatuation can turn into a dump order in an eyeblink! Mark: Sounds like high school. Chase: Same kind of violatility, yeah.