Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 31, 1999
Transcript:
Paul: Anyway, I just wanted to welcome you young dudes aboard! As your freshman counselor, I'll be your guide through the world of higher education...you can ask anyone and they'll tell you - Big Paul takes care of his kids! You got a problem, you come see me! I'm your man! Zipper: Cool - can you get us some weed, Big Paul? Jeff: Yeah! Paul: Bearing in mind I'm an actual authority figure.