Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 03, 1999

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Jeff: Big Paul, as our counselor, can you teach us how to get shaggy with the babes? Paul: No, my man, that can't be taught...you've either got that working for you or you don't! Jeff: But how will we know? Paul: Just hit one someone. If she falls for it, you're on your way! Jeff: Yeah...yeah, that makes sense. Zipper: Great counseling! I feel like we should be tipping you. Paul: Later, young dudes!